Get the envelope.
Two ways in. One surprise either way.
The Club
- A new sealed envelope every month, curated to your taste profile
- 40 placemats · 10 copies each of 4 exclusive designs
- Free shipping, every drop
- First access to limited editions
One-Time Drop
- One sealed mystery envelope, curated to your profile
- 40 placemats · 10 copies each of 4 exclusive designs
- The perfect first date with the concept
Set the scene in ten seconds.
Placemat down, plate on, done — dinner suddenly has a dress code.
Don't Just Take Our Word.
The fine print, minus the boring
What exactly arrives?
One flat envelope with a full pad: 40 tear-off paper placemats (17.5" × 12") across 4 coordinated secret designs — 10 sheets each. Heavyweight 100# gloss sheets on a sturdy white cardboard backer, with a printed satin-finish cover and a clean tear-off binding.
What if I hate a design?
Your drops are curated from your taste profile, so odds are low — but if a design misses, tell us and we'll weight your next drop differently. The algorithm learns your vibe.
How does the 3-month minimum work?
The Club is $24/month, shipping on us. You commit to your first 3 monthly drops — that's how we plan the print runs — and after that you can pause, skip, or cancel in two taps. No phone calls, no guilt trips.
How does shipping work?
Every envelope ships flat via ground shipping within the U.S. — free on Club drops. Need it faster? Expedited options are available at checkout for a fee. Shipping outside the U.S. is calculated at checkout; free shipping applies to U.S. addresses only.
What's your return policy?
Each drop is printed to order, so we can't accept returns — with one exception: if your pad arrives with a manufacturing defect, send us a photo and we'll replace it, no back-and-forth.
Are they actually disposable?
Each sheet survives a full dinner (the gloss finish shrugs off spills) — then you tear it off and toss it. No laundry, no stain treatment, no ironing linens at 11pm.